To the boy and his date who thought it’d be hilarious to bark at me while I was enjoying my night with my lover,
You have to be confused. You are barking at me, so this must mean you see me as a canine? Is this a problem? I mean yeah, the sniffing butts is a bit hard to get over for me, but the benefits well make up for it! Dogs are loyal to the death, they save lives daily aiding with sight impaired humans as well as anxiety buddies and rescues with our fine police forces. They guard, and play, and love unconditionally with nothing but happiness and fever for life. Including the fact that they are freaking adorable, I am honored to be thought of as being one. Yet, considering that you meant it in a mean way, to say I am fat or ugly, clearly you have skewed perceptions of what is beautiful. I am beautiful, all women are beautiful. The only thing that makes them ugly or a person ugly is what unfortunately you have. A rotten,disgusting, black and horrible soul. I truly pity you, you can’t even contemplate my beauty.